Restorus.org is a collection of right wing, conservative, and reactionary minds. We aim to provide a site that educates visitors and empowers users to further the development of right wing thought around the world.
Restorus is not a movement; it is the antithesis of movement. Restorus is about rest and finding true peace of mind in a troubled world.
The Restoration Will Be Televised
The Restoration will be brought to you by Xerox
In 4 parts without commercial interruption.
The Restoration will show you pictures of Nixon
Blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John
Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew.
The Restoration will be televised.
The Restoration will be brought to you by the
Schaefer Award Theatre and will star Natalie
Wood and Steve McQueen, Bullwinkle and Julia.
The Restoration will give your mouth sex appeal.
The Restoration will get rid of the nubs.
The Restoration will make you look five pounds thinner, because
The Restoration will be televised, brother.
NBC will predict the winner at 8:32
and the count from 29 districts.
The Restoration will be televised.
There will be highlights on the eleven o'clock
The theme song will be written by Jim Webb,
Francis Scott Key, sung by Glen Campbell, Tom
Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, and the Rare Earth.
The Restoration will be televised.
The Restoration will go better with Coke.
The Restoration will fight the germs that cause bad breath.
The Restoration will be televised, WILL be televised,
WILL BE TELEVISED.
The Restoration will be no re-run brothers;
It will take place behind that forehead,
Between those thighs,
And inside ever home in America,
Without interrupting supper.
The Restoration will be televised.
For we are material in a spiritual world;
There will be no bipartisan support,
Nonpartisan committees,
Or paneled debates,
Because the Restoration will be televised.
You will no longer be called a fascist,
Bigot, harlot, maggot,
Or an obstacle to progress,
For there is no progress, brothers.
The Restoration will be televised.